People must REALLY be in desperate need for something to watch that isn't total ass, since a movie that's been available to purchase for well over 10 years is number 1 at the box office AGAIN! Lion King 3D came in with $22 million for this weekend! Did just as well this week as it did last. That's pretty insane. I doubt even Disney expected that. Looks like this may be the only movie put out this year that doesn't suffer because of the 3D stamp on. Go figure. Fucking Lion King.
In number 2 was a movie that's actually gotten REALLY good reviews, Moneyball, starring Brad Pitt. It made $20 million for the weekend, proving Brad Pitt is still extremely relevant and well liked. Should give the studios making World War Z a sigh of relief. Though I still don't understand why they are releasing that in December next year so close to The Hobbit. That's just suicidal. But anyway, good for this movie. Nice to see something that looks to be of quality get some attention. Pitt may also be in the race for a best actor Oscar come nomination time for this movie, so expect to hear about it for a while longer. I'll check it out when it hits netflix, er, Nestle Qwikster.
Number 3 went to Dolphin Tale! Made also about $20 million. The studio actually expected more. They are wondering if Morgan Freeman is to blame for this not picking up more cash. Freeman you see went on CNN and CORRECTLY called the Tea Party a bunch of dumb fuck racists in not so many words. So the studio thinks this may have alienated some people away from the film. Uh huh. OK, none of those tea part cock suckers were EVER going to see a movie about a dolphin and the reason this bombed is because IT"S A MOVIE ABOUT A FUCKING FISH! And in THREEEE DEEEEEE no less. So EXTRA charge to see a movie about a dolphin that cant swim. Thanks, but fuck you. THIS again is why Hollywood is in ruins. It's run by brain dead assholes who refuse to take blame for their own shitty products. Fucking fish movie.
"A dolphin isn't a fish, it's a mamm..." SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Number 4 was Abduction with a miserable $11 million. This movie is important because it was the first test to see whether Taylor Lautner, who plays the shirtless werewolf boy in those hideous sparkling vampire movies, could open a movie with him as a star that doesn't have the words Twilight in it. The answer is no, fuck you. NEXT!
Number 5 is Killer Elite, which stars Robert De Niro, Jason Statham, and Clive Owen. I honestly had no idea this movie was coming out this week, and neither did anybody else since it made only $9 million. Less than that stupid werewolf kid. That's sad. How did they NOT market this film with that cast? Ridiculous. Again why Hollywood is sunk.
I don't even know what the fuck is coming out next week, so we'll probably have Lion Kind 3D number 1 again just out of sheer desperation. Christ do movies SUCK now. Ugh! By the way, that new Transformers movie is coming out to rent soon! I haven't seen it yet. Refused to watch it in theaters since part 2 made most of my brain explode due to its stupidity, and I had to piece it together bit by bit. I haven't been right ever since. But a number of geeks pulled out fully erect penises at me and proclaimed this to be the movie of the summer. So now I'll get to see it for myself. And if it isn't good, hell to pay :)
Ta ta for now!
But it is a mammal.....:::: nose in air :::
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ahem....I knew Killer Elite came out....
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You CAN expect Lion King to do well. People watch Disney Movies over and over because they are usually well made and fun to watch.
ReplyDeleteThat, and it's probably better than anything else playing right now.
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