Weekend box office report! Really? The Lion King? Huh.

Wow! Everything new is old again. As it to prove just how shitty movie going is right now, a film more than 10 years old has managed to come out at number 1 this weekend.

 

The Lion King 3D came out at number 1 this week with nearly $30 million dollars! That's better than anything else has done for the past month! And everyone and their mother and unborn children have seen this fucking movie already! Twice! But never the less, audiences flocked to it this weekend. I don't know why, but there they were. This will only be the beginning of a new trend of course. Old hits being re-released in 3D cock in order to cash in. The Penis of George Lucas has already announced it plans to release all Star Wars films in 3D starting next year. But since the Penis of George Lucas is spiteful, it has decided to go in order and release everyone's favorite, The Phantom Menace first! Cause Jar Jar in 3D, that's going to be AWESOME! Meesa be more obnoxious in da turd dimensionon!

 

In number 2 was the killer disease movie Contagion with $14 million.The way things are headed around the country these days, a killer disease doesn't sound too shabby.

 

Number 3 is Drive, which does look pretty interesting. Enough for me to add it to my netflix queue, but that's about it. That's my rate of high praise these days. It made $11 million so it'll be arriving in my mailbox soon enough me thinks.

 

Number 4 is The Help which is just wont go away. It made $6 million for this week, but at this rate has more money than it could possibly need, and more than any black person who watched it will ever have.

 

Number 5 is Strawdogs, a remake of a suspense movie of some type. It made $5 million. The original had Dustin Hoffman. This one does not. :shrugs:\

 

The only other major release for this weekend was something called "I Dont Know How She Does It!" Apparently no one else knows either and she didn't manage to do jack shit, only making $4 million for the weekend.

 

So there you have it. Lion King 3D. Shit. The Lords of the Rings films are also planned out for 3D, as well as James Cameron's Cock/Titanic. Of all those, I'd only consider seeing Lord of the Rings. Those movies have actually managed to hold up extremely well over the years, and damned be I, actually come off BETTER today than they did when they were originally released. You can see how pretty much every fantasy type thing to come along since then tries as best it can to be a Lord of the Rings type of style. Game of Thrones is the only one that's gotten close.

 

That's it for now! Until next time kiddo's!